This is inspired by one of Izzy's blog posts, the link to which is below:
http://parchedforprose.blogspot.com/2014/05/pieces-of-puzzle.html
Anyway, let's go about analyzing the mysterious person known as "Arch Stuart Robison" in a conspiracy light...
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Item 1: Fake names
Just what is he hiding? This blog is written by "ArchR," but the corresponding Google+ account is "CUBirding." There certainly seems to be an implication of stalking. He will C U when you are birding. Potential connection to NSA surveillance. Login names for Scratch and NaNoWriMo accounts point to association with David Zindell novels and the United Sates Navy.
Item 2: He regularly walks around with binoculars and a camera.
Seems suspicious to me.
Item 2.5: He walks around with binoculars and a camera near areas with signs that say "Keep Out: Disease Control Area."
Suspected connection to biological warfare research.
Item 3: Frequently visited websites
He follows several suspicious blogs, including "Goodbye Twentieth Century." Possible connection to Y2K virus. He is also active on a set of internet forums that include posts about the procedure of killing hospital visitors and installing car bombs. If discussing these things with half a million other psychos isn't a sign of conspiracy involvement, I don't know what is.
Item 4: Acquaintances and connections
Met with the mayors of multiple German towns while traveling abroad; additionally, was allowed access to city archives in one of these towns. Has family members who worked for corporations that did contract work for the military, including radar and missile design. Is friends with someone who has a special access permit to the grounds of the Clinton nuclear power station. Worked for a summer with a group of scientists planting tracking devices in the bed of a river.
Item 5: Lack of a driver's license
Eighteen years old and still not allowed to drive? How un-american. In lieu of a driver's license, he has identification documents that allow him to cross national borders and electronically unlock doors.
Item 6: Entertainment choices
Plays Spore and Civ V video games, indicating a possible god complex. Has spent hours playing flight simulation games, pointing to secret pilot training. His main character in Super Smash Bros Melee was previously Zelda, which can only be interpreted as a sign of mental instability.
Disturbing themes appear in his list of favorite works: his favorite movie features a protagonist who commits war crimes; one of his favorite stage productions involves an attempt to violently overthrow the government; he has recently read books featuring early 1900s anarchists, the JFK assassination, and portrayals of Western civilization as the embodiment of evil.
Item 7: Past encounters with authority
Stopped by a US Border Patrol agent in southern Texas; no arrest. Accosted by a member of the Los Angeles Police Department for loitering near airport property; no arrest. Confronted by a US National Guard member for stepping into a restricted area near US military facilities; no arrest.
Item 8: Publication subscriptions
Subscribes to Audubon magazine, which may have connections to clandestine ecoterrorism. Also receives EAA SportAviation (more evidence for Aerospace involvement). Is a member of the "Lego Club," and thus may be receiving bribes from or doing corporate espionage for a Danish toy company.
Item 9: College choice
Is planning on attending a college he had never heard of until the year he applied. Seems rather abrupt. What sort of special offer was involved? Investigate CIA campus recruiting programs.
Item 10: Coincidental similarities to Oswald
Has bad handwriting. Has an older sibling. Wears T-shirts. Does not show his teeth when he smiles. High hairline. Knows specifics of 1950s military aircraft. Reads encyclopedias like they're Tom Clancy thrillers. Knows that a killdeer is a bird. Likes to make puns. Might get a job in Aerospace.
While no conclusion can be drawn at this point, it is very clear that the subject is involved in shady conspiratorial activities.
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...and just for fun, we have a little game: one of the pieces of evidence I mentioned (one of the sentences, not one of the topics) is completely made up. The rest (though perhaps not the interpretations of them) are factual. Try to guess which one is an attempt to mislead obsessive investigators.
Have fun!
hahahaha. I couldn't stop from laughing the entire time. As a freind says "looolmao". Very postmodernist.
ReplyDeleteArch always seemed like such a nice kid--quiet, kept to himself, into birds. Great sense of humor. A little cynical, strong feelings about fiction, but basically personable. Not the kind of guy we'd expect to do a thing like this. The evidence was all there, plain as day. We just never connected the dots before.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Oswald didn't have a driver's license either. So add that to the list of increasingly incriminating coincidence!